There's a gentleman that's going roundTurning the joint upside downStool Pigeon, ha-cha-cha-chaHe's an old ex-con that's been awayNow he's back, no one's safeStool Pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha"If you wanna squeal" said the FBI"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"So he told it all and in returnHe got a credit card and a ThunderbirdAnd the maximum securityEven after plastic surgery"So go on and squeal" said the FBI"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"There's a gentleman that's going roundTurning the joint upside downStool Pigeon, ha-cha-cha-chaHe's an old ex-con that's been awayNow he's back, no one's safeStool Pigeon, ha-cha-cha-chaAfter all the talk then they wired himAnd he took a walk with his crooked friendsAnd they joked about the good old daysAnd he recorded it on a reel of tapeHe caught the mug who did in the forgeryAnd the babe in charge of larcenySo the FBI they rewarded himBecause they like a guy who will stab a friendThere's a gentleman that's going roundTurning the joint upside downStool Pigeon, ha-cha-cha-chaHe's an old ex-con that's been awayNow he's back, no one's safeStool Pigeon, ha-cha-cha-chaThere's a gentleman that's going roundTurning the joint upside downStool Pigeon, ha-cha-cha-chaHe's an old ex-con that's been awayNow he's back, no one's safeStool Pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha"If you wanna squeal" said the FBI"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"So he told it all and in returnHe got a credit card and a ThunderbirdHe got a spanking new identityAnd a condo down in MiamiHe bought a plane, a boat and jewelleryBut he couldn't buy any companyThere's a gentleman that's going roundTurning the joint upside downStool Pigeon, ha-cha-cha-chaHe's an old ex-con that's been awayNow he's back, no one's safeStool Pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha
